Bill Gates was visited by God.
God said to him, " You have made much money but have also donated much to worthy causes. When you die, you may choose whether you enter heaven or hell."
"How should I choose? Can I see both?"
So Bill was taken to see heaven where he saw those familiar green fields but the problem was that everything was perfect and nothing needed updating. God then took Bill to see hell. Inside hell, Bill looked around and saw many things that he thought would make it fun. Dancing ladies, a warm fire burning, fish swimming in tropical seas, a dance night complete with a laser light show and the aurora borealis in the distance.
Turning to God, Bill said, "I think I'll have to choose hell."
So Bill moved in to hell. However, a few months later, God came to check up on Bill and asked him how things were going.
"To be honest not good. It's nothing like I thought it would be. Where are all the fun things I saw? Dancing ladies, light shows, fish swimming."
"Oh, those," God said, "They were just a screensaver."
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